Bear: I can’t believe Mom left her computer on and unattended.
Boo: Yeah, It’s like going out into the backyard one day and finding out Mom forgot to turn the invisible fence on!
Bear: We’re free! free! free!
Boo: Ok, but what are we going to do now that we’re free?
Bear: Explore the wider world outside our little back yard, dumb dumb! We’ve got the entire internet at our paws.
Boo: Nets are bad things.
Bear: Not nets, Peekaboo! The internet. You know, that place where Mom wastes most of her evenings. Not paying attention to US.
Boo: I don’t like any kind of net. Dog catchers use them.
Bear: They can’t catch us. We’ve got our life time licenses. We’re street legal in every township in the county. Maybe even in the state!
Boo: I’m still remembering the last time you had a bright idea, Bear. You thought it would be so much fun to chase that black and white cat.
Bear: It was fun!
Boo: Maybe for you! You didn’t catch it. I did. Then the darned thing lifted its tail and sprayed me! Burned my eyes and made me stink.
Bear: I still remember it. You took off running around the house. Mom was screaming at you at the top of her lungs. I got to sit on the deck and laugh.
Boo: [whacks Bear’s muzzle with a paw].
Bear: And then you got not one, not two, but three baths!!! Hysterical. Never did get the smell out of your fur either, Peekaboo. You stank for weeks.
Boo: You stink all the time.
Bear: I know! It’s an art to find the right things to roll in. You should try it.
Boo: I’m a girl! We don’t roll in smelly things.
Bear: Well you should. Would make you a more rounded dog in my opinion. So, where are we going to go now that we have Mom’s computer and can go anywhere we want?
Boo: I don’t know. I suppose we could visit Molly across the street. Ooooh. I think we should just stop right now, Bear, before Mom finds out.
Bear: Common on! Live a little. I’m going and you’re coming with me, Peekaboo. We don’t do anything unless we’re together. I’ve found a cool button to push. Let’s see where it takes us. Here we go!
Boo: I got a bad feeling about this!